Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Preparing for Sex!

A few days in the daily rag, was pictures of China's national treasure, the Pandas, being drilled in daily routines to encourage these lazy creatures in the preparation of sex!

This threatened species, of young male pandas, are now taking part in a rigorous
'sexercise' program to help strengthen theirhip muscles. They are being taught to walk on two legs, do a 'dirty' dancing jig and use their pelvic area. In turn this will increase their sexual awareness and stamina zoo keepers believe.

A lure of apples is the reward for their success, as well as the fact that without the promise of food they are unwilling participants!

On the other side, KFC, Kentucky Fried Chicken, are now going 'grill'. As an increase of customers are now taking to a 'better diet', the company has decided to improvise their menu, bu offering the grilled version of chicken too. It will have
fewer calories and fat, as well as hopefully lure in the health conscious consumer!
Does that mean they have to change their name?

Students graduating from the top universities in China are complaining that there
degree does not prepare them for the job market, even in America today, MBA
graduates will be much of the time, expected to take aptitude tests including general knowledge and assessment of body language. They should also be
armed with more than a passing fact or two about the company for which they are applying too.

For those of you who believe in Chinese medicine, although pricey as all is made from natural ingredients, boiled up and given to the patient as a drink and not in the common pill version as seen in the west, after almost three weeks on the 'concoction' that has had a variety of colors, I can only say that I actually do feel a lot better and have a healthier glow! To be continued...

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